Curse

Killed u man · Mar 27, 2010, 03:24 AM // 03:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sante_Kelm

Blind Was Mingson:

Changed functionality. Hold Mingson's ashes for 5...10...20 seconds. While holding his ashes, you are immune to the blind condition.

Spirits are now susceptible to cripple condition.

I actually had to laugh at that, mainly because it's a more "intelligent" joke.

Test of Faith:

Enchantment Spell:

For 1...15 seconds, if you are not enchanted, you deal +20...50 damage.

Would be a pretty funny combination aswell.

Puddin Cheeks · Mar 27, 2010, 03:30 AM // 03:30

They make a fake update, and it will assuredly have crash bugs so that they have update #2 immediately following. Failtesting of fake update ftw

Turbo Ginsu · Mar 27, 2010, 06:54 AM // 06:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Puddin Cheeks

They make a fake update, and it will assuredly have crash bugs so that they have update #2 immediately following. Failtesting of fake update ftw

They need an event to be taking place for that now?

Mokeiro · Mar 27, 2010, 10:13 AM // 10:13

They make a new class:

NCSoft Employee

With some nice skills:

Greedy Was NCSoft (item spell)
You hold NCSoft ashes, while holding his ashes You steal 1...3...5 $ from every foe credit card that hits you with an attack.

All your money are belong to us! (shout)
For 10 secs Foes in earshot lose 1 $ every time they use a skill.

Farming madness (stance)
For 3...7...11 secs the next time a foe hits you with an attack, that foe is sent to farm 500 hours for each non-maxed title on his account.

Joker Hacker (spell)
The target foe account is stolen.

You look so poor! (shout)
If target foe doesn't use e-peen equipment, you have 98...99...100% chance of selling him a Costume.

Nerfbat (hex)
Next time target foe use a skill, that skill is nerfed.

GW2 (Elite spell)
You sell Guild Wars 2, for 1 week you steal 50$ for each player, and every player suffer from the hype condition, when this effect ends, players realize they wasted their time and effort farming titles and you lose all but 1...3...5% of your playerbase.

I have something for ya (skill)
You sell something trivial and that should have been in the game for free for 9.99 bucks, but you sacrifice 5% of your playerbase.

Turbo Ginsu · Mar 27, 2010, 11:01 AM // 11:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mokeiro

They make a new class:

NCSoft Employee

With some nice skills:

Greedy Was NCSoft (item spell)
You hold NCSoft ashes, while holding his ashes You steal 1...3...5 $ from every foe credit card that hits you with an attack.

All your money are belong to us! (shout)
For 10 secs Foes in earshot lose 1 $ every time they use a skill.

Farming madness (stance)
For 3...7...11 secs the next time a foe hits you with an attack, that foe is sent to farm 500 hours for each non-maxed title on his account.

Joker Hacker (spell)
The target foe account is stolen.

You look so poor! (shout)
If target foe doesn't use e-peen equipment, you have 98...99...100% chance of selling him a Costume.

Nerfbat (hex)
Next time target foe use a skill, that skill is nerfed.

GW2 (Elite spell)
You sell Guild Wars 2, for 1 week you steal 50$ for each player, and every player suffer from the hype condition, when this effect ends, players realize they wasted their time and effort farming titles and you lose all but 1...3...5% of your playerbase.

I have something for ya (skill)
You sell something trivial and that should have been in the game for free for 9.99 bucks, but you sacrifice 5% of your playerbase.

This post is just positively overflowing with /win. Mods can go right ahead and lock this thread now, because there's no way anyone is ever gonna top that. Just look at it!! He's saying exactly what we're all thinking!

Killed u man · Mar 27, 2010, 02:58 PM // 14:58

It's true, but not particularly funny. Also, Anet never stole money. By god, companies trying to make a profit, what has the world come to?

Anet is just a honest company trying to do honest business. The only problem I have is they didn't keep up their end of the deal. (Which is keeping the game competitive, aka balancing it)

So I wouldn't go as far as saying they "stole" our money, but they definatly didn't fullfill their requirements.

Voodoo Rage · Mar 27, 2010, 04:37 PM // 16:37

The fake update a while back was absolutely hilarious. I wonder if anyone has that link. It had things about skills being affect by whether or not you were standing in sand, making RoJ even more powerful, and making z-rank actually do damage.

They should propose something ridiculous like:

Arcane Mimicry - For 60 seconds target ally is cloned into a 2nd ally with full functionality.

Leadership - You gain 1 Energy for each ally affected by one of your Shouts or Chants (no more maximum)

Fast Casting - For every rank of fast casting, all enemies on map cast, attack, and move 10% slower (like bullet-time on the Matrix)

"That's What Yo Mama Said..." Shout - For 50 seconds, all enemies in radar range are drawn to your location, all other allies are ignored.

Shadow Stoneflesh Mist Form - For 30 seconds, you can not lose health for any reason, you do double damage, your spells cast instantly, your spells cost 1/2 energy. End effect, you lost one random item from your inventory.

Lishy · Mar 27, 2010, 04:54 PM // 16:54

Players log in to see an update announcement that Mesmers are now efficient in PvE!
However, they find out the update was fake.

Turbo Ginsu · Mar 27, 2010, 04:58 PM // 16:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lishy

Players log in to see an update announcement that Mesmers are now efficient in PvE!
However, they find out the update was fake.

Already been done in basically every other update...I think they were even being serious!

Bobby2 · Mar 27, 2010, 05:12 PM // 17:12

I'd rather have them spend the time on something meaningful.

Kordis Sol · Mar 31, 2010, 06:31 AM // 06:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo Rage

End effect, you lost one random item from your inventory.

I like that. Take it further. This year april fools nobody will have access to their inventory or Xunlai Chest.

EPO Bot · Mar 31, 2010, 08:51 AM // 08:51

Stupid. Anet didn't get a penny from me ever since EotN. And i still play me some GW every day. I honestly couldn't call them greedy even if i desparately wanted to.

Rehnahvah Gahro · Mar 31, 2010, 01:21 PM // 13:21

From the official Wiki: "Guild Wars Wiki will be down for maintenance this Thursday, April 1, from approximately 5:00am to 7:00am PDT (12:00 to 14:00 UTC)."
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Hmm, not suspicious at all. I mean, not that it could have something to do with April Fools Day, to draw such a conclusion would be sooo out of the usual thinking pattern.. *coughforoverusingsarcasm*

I'm excited what they'll pull out their sleeves this time. Another Wiki-Swap? Wow-Wiki on GWWiki and vice versa.

It will be madness! Madness I tell you!

headlesshobbs · Mar 31, 2010, 09:09 PM // 21:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mokeiro

I have something for ya (skill)
You sell something trivial and that should have been in the game for free for 9.99 bucks, but you sacrifice 5% of your playerbase.

This one is pure truth. Please save it and keep it on display as a reminder (to anet) that we don't welcome any of this.

To Chicken To Die · Mar 31, 2010, 09:22 PM // 21:22

April first:

Due maintance to the servers GuildWars will be down for the coming 24 hours. Sorry for any inconvinence.

And that for the whole day making it unable to play or even log in. You people will die cause of you lack of GuildWars that day. (thats the fun part)

Aussie Boy · Apr 01, 2010, 12:34 AM // 00:34

Nick the traveller gives us each a Gwen Doll a Mini Yakk and min Brown Rabbit
5 min later they all turn into Summoning Stones.

Anyway I hope it's something fun simmiler to the "change gender" that was a riot
with people freaking out that day and thought there accounts were hacked or something.
By the way it's April Fools day here now so HAFD.

Master Ketsu · Apr 01, 2010, 05:08 AM // 05:08

Make everything black and white, Force everyone's head armor to look like tophats, include quests with tea and old fashioned cane for reward.

End · Apr 01, 2010, 05:12 AM // 05:12

turn everyone into the naked man...just sayin...not that...I'd like it or anything...just a funny idea...

Neo Nugget · Apr 01, 2010, 05:18 AM // 05:18

How about everybody turns invisible? that happens to me a few times when I first load into a town, so I would get a bit frantic if my character never appeared. I'm sure I wouldn't be the only one.

End · Apr 01, 2010, 05:25 AM // 05:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neo Nugget

How about everybody turns invisible? that happens to me a few times when I first load into a town, so I would get a bit frantic if my character never appeared.

do you mean...no one sees anyone...or just you don't see your own char...cause it could be epic or it could suck...